A Legal Matter

This policy is valid from 04 June 2010. All posts before that date should be considered to be psychotic ramblings resulting from a nail polish-induced hallucination.

This blog does not accept any form of cash advertising, sponsorship, or paid topic insertions. However, I will accept free products, nail polish, and/or legal tender as payment for my services. I'm very partial to sweets and baked goods.

Compensation received will never influence the content, topics or posts made in this blog. Any monetization or advertising done with/on this blog will be clearly labeled as such. Do not remove any HTML tags under penalty of law.

The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely that of the blog owner. If I claim or appear to be an expert on a certain topic or product or service area, assume that I'm suffering from grandiose delusions, and take everything you read with a large grain of salt. Unless you have high blood pressure, then you can use a salt substitute.

I will only endorse products or services that I believe, based on my knowledge, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider. No animals were harmed in the preparation of this web site.

This blog is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform of anything I discuss or endorse in it. Nor will I accept any liability, tacit or implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of attempting, or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all liabilities implied or otherwise, well, where was I... uhh, no matter what happens, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

This blog does not contain any content which might present a conflict of interest. Actual cash value of this website is 1/100,000th of a cent. This blog does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my friends, or my pets. You may distribute these articles freely, but may not make a profit from them.

You may contact the blog owner (that's me) at original [dot] wacky [at] gmail [dot] com at any time. By sending an email to me you are agreeing that:
**I am the intended recipient of said email.
**All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit, such as make financial profit, jokes, or indulge in merciless mocking. In particular, I may quote it on the blog.
**This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message.

PS. If I say something stupid in this blog, you should assume that the stupidity is mine, and mine alone. I'll be more than happy to share though.